Saturday, September 26, 2009

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DAN ALLAH CIPTAKAN KAU BERPASANG-PASANGAN

3 different cases to attend in surgery ward this week.
  1. An old man has a complete indirect inguinal hernia [complete ok.you can even make up the peristaltic movement clearly]
  2. Post-operative ulcer along the right groin [darn,what is the nearest structure to the groin?]
  3. A 30 year old patient present with scrotal swelling,suspected to be another hernia cases of the week.But palpation shows that it's actually a hydrocele [so what is scrotum?]
For those who don't understand [so your new nickname will be layman,bukan Leman ok],my whole week in ward had been associating with witnessing male external genitalia a.k.a penis and all other structures around it.[I'm not going to elaborate more sebab ini bukan post ilmiah] HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~

Been looking at that dangling thingy for a number of times from medicine posting to now surgery.And feel nothing.lalalalala~Owh my,people might be reconsidering of marrying a female doctor-to-be.It seriously doesn't trigger anything in me.LOL!I told this to one gay guy friend and he replied this "ko tak tengok state lain lagik.Sekali yang tegak punya,gigil wa cakap lu"..Erks?maybe maybe..ok ok enough.[tak pasal-pasal nanti blog aku kena warning dengan Suruhanjaya Komunikasi macam blog pengacara sensasi tuh.ewwww~~]

So,you're going to judge me,aren't you?I tell you one thing,this is a slightly perverted side of me.Nothing to proud of,nothing to hide on.It's just me,being me,in my own compound=)

Mama & Ayah,your once little cute daughter has finally grown up.Nak kahwinlah,boleh?For sure Ayah will answer this,"Takdenya penaja kamu nak kasi.Dalam kontrak dah cakap dah.Jangan mimpi di siang hari la,Faridah".Haish...TEEETTTTTTT!

notakukulaki(WhatTheFish?) :the term layman refers to a person who is a non-expert in a given field of knowledge.[waceyh..i nicknamed you as if I'm not a layman in medical field also=p]

notakukulaki2:I suddenly remember a scene from Definitely,Maybe when Maya,with thousand of doubts in her head after finishing her first class of sexual education in school kept saying "penis.penis.penis" in public.HAHAHAHAHA!

14 comments:

MuniMuni said...

haha.. nak khawin tu yg tak tahan..if let say dpt approval dari penaja,sah2 laju je semua bdak2 yang dpt scholar tue pergi kursus nikah..by the time grad dah ada anak sorang. :)

nur_amalina said...

oit anum!! jgn pikiaq bukan2! hang dtg tuk blajaq na~ hish takut aku ngan ko ni! huhu

norfaridahanum mad norizan said...

actually ade je seniors yg dh kawen.huhu!kwn2 uni len pun ada.mane r aq x sangap nk kawen gak.haha!
owh..yg syaratnya,kawen la kawen tp jaga2 r,pas grad br leyh ada anak.lalalala!

amal,dun wori.ini cuma satu langkah untuk membesar.hahaha!

eM-BerG said...

dangling thingy?
haha.. sumpah lawak

sitihawa said...

hua3....aku dah tau ko mmg mcm nih...aku doa ko cepat kawen k.....AMIN....

hamidi said...

state lain? tegak? apa tu? saya tak faham la akak... @_@ *innocent*

norfaridahanum mad norizan said...

emberg:bagus..itu mmg tujuan post ini.bahan lawak semata2.tiada yang serius.haha!

hawa:haish...ko lagik dasat..hello!aq duk umah ko sminggu ok..jeng3

midie:bdak keci..xpe r..akak x mau kotorkan mnda kamu la.nnt dah g london kamu akan bisa mengerti...hahaha!LOL!

norfaridahanum mad norizan said...

cop!!!AMIN kan doa hawa tuh ye.hahahaha!

malinaramlan said...

bengong! hahahahahah.
tapi hydrocele cases sedih kan. like omg! i pernah tgk once dia kena filariasis. yergh.

norfaridahanum mad norizan said...

hahaha!saje release stres =)

filariasis i pnh jmpa skali.
mmg nmpk gila r kaki dia dh ke arah elephantiasis.diz place sgt byk scary case r..=(

Dzul Helmi said...

huhu...
indrect inguinal hernia
cm knl je
haha....

norfaridahanum mad norizan said...

hahahahaah!
SANGAT KENAL!
kecik2 lagik dh msuk OT.
siapakah itu?

Azman Sherafath said...

ini rupanya anum yg pervert..hohoo..
weh,jgn tgk byk2 sgt..nti ko dah bosan lak..haha :P

norfaridahanum mad norizan said...

opsssie!
arinih kna pggl tgk autopsy.
suicide poisoning and apparently, another MALE.hahaha!