DAN ALLAH CIPTAKAN KAU BERPASANG-PASANGAN
3 different cases to attend in surgery ward this week.
- An old man has a complete indirect inguinal hernia [complete ok.you can even make up the peristaltic movement clearly]
- Post-operative ulcer along the right groin [darn,what is the nearest structure to the groin?]
- A 30 year old patient present with scrotal swelling,suspected to be another hernia cases of the week.But palpation shows that it's actually a hydrocele [so what is scrotum?]
For those who don't understand [so your new nickname will be layman,bukan Leman ok],my whole week in ward had been associating with witnessing male external genitalia a.k.a penis and all other structures around it.[I'm not going to elaborate more sebab ini bukan post ilmiah] HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~~~~
Been looking at that dangling thingy for a number of times from medicine posting to now surgery.And feel nothing.lalalalala~Owh my,people might be reconsidering of marrying a female doctor-to-be.It seriously doesn't trigger anything in me.LOL!I told this to one
gay guy friend and he replied this "ko tak tengok state lain lagik.Sekali yang tegak punya,gigil wa cakap lu"..Erks?maybe maybe..ok ok enough.[tak pasal-pasal nanti blog aku kena warning dengan Suruhanjaya Komunikasi macam blog pengacara sensasi tuh.ewwww~~]
So,you're going to judge me,aren't you?I tell you one thing,this is a slightly perverted side of me.Nothing to proud of,nothing to hide on.It's just me,being me,in my own compound=)
Mama & Ayah,your once little cute daughter has finally grown up.Nak kahwinlah,boleh?For sure Ayah will answer this,"Takdenya penaja kamu nak kasi.Dalam kontrak dah cakap dah.Jangan mimpi di siang hari la,Faridah".Haish...TEEETTTTTTT!
notakukulaki(WhatTheFish?) :the term layman refers to a person who is a non-expert in a given field of knowledge.[waceyh..i nicknamed you as if I'm not a layman in medical field also=p]
notakukulaki2:I suddenly remember a scene from Definitely,Maybe when Maya,with thousand of doubts in her head after finishing her first class of sexual education in school kept saying "penis.penis.penis" in public.HAHAHAHAHA!