Sunday, August 23, 2009

< 112 > Lessons of the Day


*I was blog-hopping when I found this.Only some extracts from the whole article*

An eagle was sitting on a tree,doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered,"Sure,why not?"
So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden,a fox appeared,jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Lesson 1-to be sitting and doing nothing,you must be sitting very very high

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to sat on that tree," he sighed "but I haven't got the energy".
"Well,why don't you nibble on my droppings?",replied the bull. "They are packed with nutrients."
The turket pecked at a lump of dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day,after eating some more dung,he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fortnight the turkey proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer who shot him out of the tree.
Lesson 2-Bull-shit might get you to the top but it won't keep you there

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there,a cow came and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him out!!He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound,the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Lesson3,4,5-Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy ~~~ Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend ~~~ And when you're in deep shit,it's best to keep your mouth shut!!

Brilliant huh? TEETTTTTTT!!!!

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