And so I come here.TOINK!
And I write this.
Last semester. Sir Anand Menon took the class that day and he gave a brief introduction on Forensic Medicine. About what ForMed is concerning on blablabla. And he proceeded to further elaboration with something like "there's one English author who deals with Medical Jurisprudence in most of his books. In case you know.." He was looking directly to me,with his wrinkled forehead,forcibly refreshing his memory it seems, when I said, "John Grisham,sir?" He nodded, "Yes,Grisham,Grisham"
Last month. In Ballistic class, we were being taught of type of fire-arm and respective injuries they produce from variable distances. Sir Suresh Shetty wanted someone to do a presentation on one small topic known as Kennedy's phenomenon. Of course there will be no one volunteering since exam is approaching, that he finally had to appoint a student to do it. Then, he started asking about JFK ladidadida and the details of his murder which is obviously,has nothing to do with MBBS but I had swiftly answered that JFK is the 35th President of the US and that the murderer was Lee H.Oswald.
This morning. During the 3rd class of Sexual Jurisprudence by Sir Tanuj Kanchan [he is the coolest guy on Earth!LOL], we learned that traces of semen can remain upto years on paper,clothes,mattress etc. Then, he went on asking "Can you recall any high-profile case on the basis of this fact?" Long silence. No one answered. Taboo,maybe. I had one name in my head-Monica Lewinsky. And when Tanuj Sir asked the class again, "Do you people know Bill Clinton?", I couldn't help it but to smile widely. And on the next slide,there is a written quote "I'm a fortunate homosexual".Tanuj Sir asked us to make sense of the slide and since there's a pin-drop silence, I whispered to Rozek, Ricky Martin!HAHAHAHA!Sorry Sir,you can't catch me!
Those were the incidents in Forensic classes. Lets take a peek into Pharmacology classes.
Tutorial on steroids and Sir [I forgot his name,oh wait, I don't know his name actually] started with history on the usage of steroids. It actually became a hype when it was found to be used by an Olympic Gold Medallist back in 1988. As you expected, we were asked whether we know who was the sprinter. Someone confidently answered....Ben Johnson. And if you're reading this from the beginning,by now,you shall know who that someone is.TOINK!
Next. What Sigmund Freud has got to do with antipsychotic drugs?
What a Chicken Little question...Sigmund Freud is a psychoanalyst. I had been using his name quite a lot during my debating days.
There were many more questions answered by me in just a blink of an eye, but I'd better stop here before you people puke.
Why the hell on Earth I wrote a boastful post like this?
So you do think I'm bragging?
Oh well,I answered questions. I shall be proud of myself. Average students can do that,right?
I wish I can feel that way. But in reality,right now I feel !#!#$@#%^&$#@(#
The truth are
-I failed to give the definition of Medical Jurisprudence during last sessional Viva-Voce.
-I can say that the only thing I know from Ballistics classes is that there are 2 types of fire-arm; short-gun and riffled fire-arm. And this knowledge spares me one mark only in the exam.
-I still can't tell you which section of Indian Penal Code [IPC] mentions about homosexuality, sodomy, rape, sexual assault, bestiality etc although the exam is nearing.
-From long list of corticosteoroids, I only know prednisolone....and methylprednisolone...
-Antipsychotics drugs???I can enumerate none of them.
I walk with a big capital L stamped on my forehead.
Naahhh,me being dramatic again.
But yeah,I'm such a loser.
I'm far below the average.Hurmphhhhh.
And somehow,I just feel like I don't belong here.
I want to be a doctor OR I'm a doctor-to-be OR I'm a doctor wannabe?