< 124 > Monsoon Cleaning

TO FORGIVE IS ONE THING,TO FORGET IS ANOTHER DIFFERENT THING

When Eid approaches.......

first.favourite.from FabIndia.

new bedsheet..still pink. [Dian dah tak tahan!I love you,housemate!]

shawls.scarfs.LELONG!LELONG!

open wardrobe.space saving.

but to keep it tidy all the time is an impossible mission,sort of \(*-*)/

tees.

skirts & dresses.[paling tinggi nak dicapai,jadinya jarang pakai=p]

Mirror mirror on the wall..who's the most beautiful among all?

And suddenly the mirror opens..exposing abundant of cosmetics behind it.

Ces,nampak sangat cermin nih nak cakap aku tak lawa!LOL!

Just bought them for the sake of..I don't know.Pleasing Ayah maybe.He loves me looking feminine.Hikhikhik..who can teach me to wear errr..blusher? and eyeliner..and gloss...not to forget,the mascara..Whatever-lah yang korang rasa cam kena!!Kembali kepada fitrah esok..Tampillah sebagai wanita yang ayu-ayu gitu Faridahanum oi!

Huhu!Alpine finally goes to sleep.Can you believe this???

Off-day

The finally-uncongested-and-so-you-can-breath-easily-WOW!! study station.

Wait!What's sticking on the wall?????

ZOOMING...

1.2X

2.4X

3.6X

4.8X

5.0X

Owh..shoot!

AIYARK!!Don't wanna think about this [for a while]

Done with spring cleaning monsoon cleaning.How the hell on earth India would have spring kan? HEHEHE! Monsoon cleaning suits well.Very very well.But I hope it won't be raining tomorrow or it's going to ruin the by-the-beach-version-of-Eid this year.[Tak dapatlah hantar gambar pakai bikini kat Ayah.Adoi!Orang dah tak pakai bikini dah zaman nih Yah,burqini lah cantik!!OK,this is between me and my dad.You won't understand.HAHA!]

Eid Mubarak everyone.Sorry if I've ever offended you in any ways.Especially my spaceshuttle mouth,laju owh! May Allah blesses us and grant us rahmah here and day after.

< 123 > The 5 Criterias

THE ART OF BEING OPEN-MINDED IS TO FIRST ACCEPT THAT THERE WILL BE PEOPLE WHO ARE TOTALLY CONTRAST FROM US

45 days of medicine postings ended yesterday.Now,we are transferred to Surgery unit.I'm not going to talk about the first day first but I'm going to talk about daysssssss before we are being posted to the unit.

Lets say that I'm just sooooo unlucky to be getting KMC Attavar this time.As Medicine has OPD day once a week,Surgery has its OT day once a week.[I'm envying people in Wenlock Hospital who's having twice OT per week!]Thinking of Surgery leads you to OT,thinking of OT leads you to Scrubs..errr,I mean,that surgical gown/dress/whatever word you understand.HAHA![I'm envying people in Wenlock who's allowed to bring their own dress]

"Ko dah tempah baju OT ke?"

"Attavar tak bagi bawak baju luar.Kena guna yang diorang provide jugak"

"Short sleeve ar camtuh kan?"

"Tuh la pasal...."

"Tak leyh bincang-bincang dah ke?"

"Itu r..kalau dah cakap and tak dapat,takdelah aku rasa berdosa sangat.Tapi diorang cakap seniors dah pernah brought up the issue.And plus,ko fikirlah kan,dah ramai student Malaysia kat sini,takkan ar diorang tak sedar camne kita pakai.Tapi macam tu gak."

"Ambil macam nih la..Darurat..macam tuntutan kerja yang bolehkan kita pegang patient lelaki"

"Hurmmmmm.........."

Wearing scarf and long sleeve will increase the risk of infection?So,wearing them other day while performing usual ward rounds has no risk for the transfer of infection?I totally understand that sterility is the main issue here,this place still can't afford to buy that some kind of sterilization machines which have been widely used in foodstuff processing companies in Japan.Just at what we watch on House MD series.It's way too advance for them,here--->India.I don't know whether in Malaysia we have that kind of machine or not[Along,answer please?] All I know is there was a massive debate on this before.

Putting an issue on the practicality of scarf and long sleeve to be carried into OT is seriously a laughing matter to me.Just because you think so,doesn't mean it is so.We seriously have to do some researchs whether wearing a proper Muslimah suits by Muslim doctors has got to interfere with their integrity and competency in performing their jobs.In Malaysia,few years back,one responsible man,a Professor from USM if I'm not mistaken had done a research regarding this.Shortly said,the nurses [cop,we are talking about nurses or doctors?ok,medical staffs!sorii...ngehehehe] were finally allowed to wear scarf in hospital. Aiyark!World O World.the Catholic Nuns pioneering nursing and they did wear scarf,didn't them?How about the commonly seen images of Nightingale,the founder of Modern Nursing?

Maybe Islamophobia has now spread its wings into medical field.That's a theory I can think of so far.[SI.AI.EI,are you reading this?]

I wanted to be proactive but I ended up writing it here.Yeah,blame me for not standing still for what I believe is true.And I hope Allah will forgive me.After all,he knows what lies deep inside me.[Adakah ini selemah-lemah iman?] I salute the students in some universities in Malaysia who asked for extra dresses and transformed them into scarf and additional sleeves.Thanks to the creativity given by Allah.Fighting for Ad-Deen=way of living,(correct me if I'm wrong)in Malaysia,the country which is globally known as an outstanding Islamic one,so ironic.Perhaps,we should switch the term to Muslim country.That literally and practically better fitting.*sigh* Wait,my belief and my political views shouldn't be taken as one and the same.I'm keeping a worthy scholarship.AND I'M NOT 21 YET.Screw that manipulative thoughts,people!

Enough with those full of seriousness notes.Chill~~~*breath in,breath out*

notabukulali:penulis menulis hal ini dengan harapan anda akan memberi kritikan secara total & rasional jika sekiranya satu hari nanti penulis meng"sidai"kan gambar dirinya berpakaian OT di sini.Penulis bukanlah baik sangat cuma penulis rasa itu satu prinsip sendiri cipta yang harus dijaga samalah seperti penulis mengelak mempamerkan gambar-gambar cadaver/mayat untuk tatapan umum.

notabukulali 2:penulis tidak langsung mempunyai sebarang masalah jika sekiranya anda mempunyai ideologi berbeza sebab penulis seorang yang berfikiran terbuka *ces,konon!* dan jarang bersifat judgmental.

notabulukaki (LOL):penulis memang tak boleh jadi serius lama-lama camnih sebab penulis tak pernah serius untuk menjadi serius.boleh bengkak hati owh~~~

The first day of surgery posting we were told about the 5 characteristics of a good surgeon.

That is to have

1)a lion's heart

2)an eagle's eye

3)belly of a camel

4)legs like a horse

5)and lady's finger??

finger of a lady sounds much better =)

I don't get it why are they using the animals to describe it.It's like,what God created for us human aren't applicable to do what we human should do.We need animal so that we could do.[Ok,TEETTT!I started to create my own lullaby]I thought we are,by far,the superior creations on Earth.

Obviously I have a finger of a lady.lalalala~~[ok,masuk lif angkut sendiri] During surgery,you've got to "explore" into maximum extent within minimum space and in doing that,flexibilility [or in Malay,we said as liuk=lentuk=lentik=LOL!] is undoubtedly very important.

OK,1 down.Next!

Eventhough my leg is actually like a chicken's drumstick[HAHA],I know it can endure the long-standing.I'm a self-proclaimed athlete.Bear that in mind.ROFL![hari ini,riak. esok,pengsan!ngehehe]

OK,2 points already.

That belly of a camel must be referring to camel's humps.The message is literally sent to male doctors.Do you actually really need such a stomach to be able to not to eat for a period of time? [Perut kempis pun boleh je puasa penuh ]

Next Next Next

My eye is no longer "sharp" but well,it's round and big,compensate lah jugak!hahaha! [Wey,surgeons yang pakai specs semua tuh,sterile ke?ding dong!!siapa nak jawab?]

4 already.So what is the last criteria?

A lion's heart.OWH....At first I found it's easy since to excel in Surgery,Anatomy should be your greatest strength.Not like Medicine with all those mechanisms they taught you in Physiology which I struggle to mug up all.Anatomy is something "already there,it won't go anywhere" but Physiology,"it's there,so you have to go everywhere".I find Anatomy is much more digestible.Easy Easy Easy I told myself until roaming in the ward,seeing how barbaric you have to be,cleaning amputated sitesssss every morning,I'll give it a big NO,THANK YOU!

Hey,I was born as a Leo.WhatTheFun?

OK,tak cukup kriteria.BYE BYE BYE

this is adorably cute,isn't it?

All photos except for that Miss Hulk are from Flickers=)

< 122 > Koleksi Soalan Cepucemas

PERJUANGAN INI BELUM BERAKHIR,HARUS DITERUSKAN

Inginku tanyakan pada kamu,

Saat 31 Ogos menjelma hari itu,

Kamu bersorak di mukabuku [Facebook],

Namun ape ertinya merdeka kepada kamu?

Inginku tanyakan pada kamu,

Yang guna ayat lebih syahdu,

"Selamat Ulangtahun Malaysiaku,"

Hoi!Sejarah negara takkan tak tahu?

Tolonglah pergi balik tanya cikgu

Inginku tanyakan pada kamu,

Yang turun padang malam itu,

Detik 12 malam ditunggu-tunggu,

Tiba saatnya kau pun nyanyi Negaraku,

Lewat kemudiannya,kau jadi "orang ulu",

Apa...tak tahu malu?

Inginku tanyakan pada mereka,

Berhimpun ramai-ramai macam fiesta,

Mansuhkan!Mansuhkan kata mereka,

Kononnya 85 Seksyen,14 Bahagian,12 Bab dan 3 Jadual,dah khatam semua

Akai,ada ka?

Inginku tanyakan pada mereka,

Yang bergaduh macam Zarif dan kembarnya,

Lembu,babi,masjid dan kuil jadi mangsa,

Kitab suci letak kat mana?

Inilah Zarif dan kembarnya,Shasha

Inginku tanyakan pada mereka,

Yang asyik gasak pemimpin berlaku saksama,

Cuba-cubalah besarkan mata,

Bahagian kamu tersedia sentiasa,

Hak kamu pernahkah dipinta-pinta?

Inginku tanyakan pada diri,

Hentam orang tak henti-henti,

Mandarin,Tamil,Hokkien,Kantonis adakah aku reti?

Kalau tak,jangan berangan dah Malaysia serba serbi

Inginku tanyakan pada diri,

"dari Perlis sampailah ke Sabah" aku nyanyi,

Kemudian mula periksa sendiri,

Kadazan,Dusun,Murut,Melanau,Iban,Bidayuh,Sungai,Dayak...dan lagi?

Mengenal mereka jauh sekali,

Lantas nak mengaku warga sejati?

Inginku tanyakan pada diri,

Walaupun dah banyak soalan dari tadi,[HAHAHA! *ok,serius balik*]

Macam itu,macam ini,begitu,begini,mahu itu,mahu ini,

Sampai saat ku perlu berbakti,

Ada berani?Sanggupkah mati?

Maaf Malaysia,

Andai kata peristiwa-peristiwa seperti Leftenan Adnan,Embun,Hati Malaya berulang lagi,aku tak tahu apakah aku akan turut sama menjunjung senjata.Mungkin selepas ini aku perlu bukasemula Buku Teks Agama Islam Tingkatan 4,Bab Akhlak Topik Cintakan Negara. LOL!Sejujurnya,aku rasa bersalah membuat pengakuan begini.Dan aku akan lebih rasa bersalah andai tiada satu pun yang aku lakukan dalam mencantas perkara-perkara yang membawa kepada peristiwa-peristiwa itu.[Tengok Malaysia,aku pun dah pening apa aku cakap nih]Pening lagi pejuang-pejuang kemerdekaan kalau mereka lihati situasi sekarang.Pasti mereka geleng kepala sambil terkenang kisah lalu..

Terpasaknya kemerdekaan di bumi bertuah itu atas persepakatan

Terpaksa,dipaksa,memaksa langsung bukan,

"Kami terima kamu berdua menjadi watan,namun kami bukanlah tuan"

"Baiklah,hak-hak kamu takkan sekali kami persoalkan.Terima kasih,kawan"

"Jangan begitu teman,kemerdekaan ini yang harus kita usahakan"

"Ya..moga generasi depan tak silap perhitungan"

[guna kaler kelabu konon2 imbas kembali r sangat.hehe]

hanum & yvonne..mungkin ada signifikannya letak kat sini.Kalau tidak,anggaplah aku saja sidai muka aku dan kawan aku yang super hot ni.HAHA!

Esok nanti biarkan lauangan itu tak bersahut,

Buat apa riak menutur di mulut,

Kalau di hati berombak bergelut?

SELAMAT ULANGTAHUN MALAYSIA,

kukuhkan perpaduan,

baru teguh kemerdekaan..

Oh,aku rindu nak kembali ke pentas!

< 121 > Of Badminton & Bindi

FOR YOU TO GAIN RESPECT,YOU SHALL LEARN TO RESPECT

It has been a while since my last post.I had been so busy with the badminton trainings last week.[ces,ayat macam star player je]The inter-MAHE (Manipal Academy of Higher Education) tournament had been preponed,leaving us with only 2 weeks for practice.And yet,we settled as the 1st runner-up.Like last year,even got defeated by the same team,the MIT-Manipal Institute of Technology during final.So,here I'm announcing,the 3rd silver medals I collected in India so far.HAHA!Sorry to say,the 4x100 one had turned into a bronze..so rusty!

Well,nice experience though.Plus,multiple satisfaction to that stalker piece of mine.The guy below really had my eye on him since the first day.He's got an attitude.And he played hell yeah,damn great!I nicknamed him as Lin Dan.muahahahaaha!

Apart from the badminton part that I had taken part, [ces,macam rhymes sgt la bunyiknya,sikit lagik nak jadik fart ade r.LOL]I want to share with you guys about one great indian forehead art. BINDI-the ornamental mark between the two eyebrows.This red round mark suddenly caught my eyes when I saw some of my Hindus friends applied it to their foreheads.Not that I've never seen it before but this time,it comes with a story to tell.HAHAHAH!

On the way to Manipal where the game was held,the bus would stop once,in the middle of hustle & bustle of traffic,of course.But I believe,to them the location must be sacred,ideal something something one.That's my common sense-lah,I don't know whether it's true.And the boys got down just for few seconds to say their prayers.There's actually this I-don't-know-what-to-call-somehow-resembles-that-red-box-Buddhist-put-in-their-compounds stuff with the idol of Lord Ganesha being kept in it,together with a plate of bindi.So once they were done with the prayers,they applied the bindi to their foreheads.They took some for the girls and I can see that my girl teammates obediently humbly did the same.

Me being me,out of curiosity [the better word for nosiness] asking Lavaania what it's all about. The red dot is an auspicious sign for marriage.While in some parts of in India,it is the prerogative of married woman,in Southern India,girls also choose to wear bindi.The fact that most of Malaysian Indians are descendants of Indians from Chennai & Tamil Nadu simply explain the reason why in Malaysia,wearing bindi is a practice of all age groups.

Laava with bindi applied on her forehead.[did I tell you she's a former Negri Sembilan's shuttler?

The area between two eyebrows is considered as the hotspot,major nerve point in the body since ancient times.I'm not sure of that since I can only think of glabella.*flipping through the Anatomy text book* Anyway.moving on...so the glabella is said to be the seat of concealed wisdom.Applying a red/maroon bindi would work best in retaining energy and controlling the various levels of concentration.

This bindi is loosely named as kum kum,sindoor,pottu,tika,tilak and tilakamm. To my colleagues, especially the Malays,you might want to read that again.See..There's no such thing as "NANDEK".So stop using that word please.It might sound humiliating to them.No,I'm not paid to tell you this.I just believe when everyone learn & respect,together we will bring out peace!

[Mujhse Dosti Karoge?hahahahahaha!this bindi thingy reminds me of one of my favourite Hindi movie.YouTubing mode activated!]

and also bendi rebus cicah sambal belacan *salivating*

< 120 > Genit,All the Best

SHOOT FOR THE MOON,EVEN IF YOU MISS IT,YOU WILL STILL LAND AMONG THE STARS

Quick post..

Hye Genit,Kak Anum knows you can do it just as you did well in the successive sessional exams throughout the year,yesteryear,a year before yesteryear and all the years since you first entered a building called school =)

I think whatever you told me in the SMS(s)were just your way of calming that butterfly in your stomach.I purely understand it.I know.I know.Don't worry,I've felt it too.Being it's UPSR,PMR,SPM,A-Level,MBBS.I am not going to say UPSR is a way too easy compared to what I'm doing now.Owh,I've been listening to people saying like that so many times and I hate it!

Do your best ok sayang.Don't be over-confident and don't be too stressed out.Just answer it like the other exams.You've worked hard [and sleep very very well.HAHA!].It's time to put a victory to your 6 years of struggle[kak anum 5 tahun je dulu.Jeles tak? =p].

Don't forget to eat your favourite telur goreng+roti+cheese+kicap+chilly sauce and that big mug of milk..*bluwekkk* I don't think you will forget-lah.Eyh,that mandu-kaparni pill also!Imported from India ok.ahahhaha!

This supposed to be a quick post.Ok,ALL THE BEST![I'll pray hard and so do you.That's a must!]

P/S I:At some point,I disagree with the decision to discontinue the PPSMI

P/S II:Did Mama wish you "Best of Luck" this morning?HAHA!I know,that's her favourite line!

Look at the photo below,is she really Genit??

I mean,compare to me????? TEEEEET!!

P/S III: I.L.U Genit =)

< 119 >Dayang,Sayang Kamu

A REAL FRIEND BELIEVES IN YOU WHEN YOU'RE CEASED TO BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

Owh,ini bukanlah post berkaitan Dayang Nurfaizah yang digelar Beyonce Malaysia tu.Saja nak suruh korang banding tengok sama sangatkah mereka?Si Jolie tu apasal pula bersidai kat sinih jugak?

Ini pasal Dayang Anis Asyikin Ahmad Nazari,kawan aku kat SMSTSSS aka soksek dulu.

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY,YANG!!

[First time aku guna hijau kat blog nih,special untuk ko.ok,sekarang scroll up balik,sama tak dia dengan Jolie?Siapa geleng kepala macam tempe,GET OUT!!!]

Aku tersangatlah sayang minah ni.Ok,cliche di situ.Tapi,inilah manusia yang selalu bersama aku bila aku susah kat sekolah dulu.Masa senang?Tak terkiralah!!Nak kata kitorang sangat rapat,taklah.Dulu duduk satu dorm,katil hadap-hadap lagi.Yang lain tak nak duduk dekat dengan pintu sebab takut GreenLady,jadi kami dua la jaga pintu.Nak kata selalu contact..tak jugak!Harapkan facebook,YM[yang sangat sengal].Telefon adalah dalam 2 3 bulan sekali.Jauh la India dengan Indonesia nih,Yang.Tapi,tak kira,ko kena datang sini jugak!!

Walaubagaimanapun,kami mempunyai kimia [chemistry] yang sangat baik punya!! HAHAHA!Owh,sayugia dimaklumkan,anda tidak perlu mempunyai persamaan untuk mempunyai chemistry sebab dalam chemistry sendiri kita belajar,yang berlainan selalu menarik-narik,yang sama selalu bertolak-tolakan. Ions of opposite charges attract to each other whilst of similar charges repel.Wah,ilmiah pulak tiba-tiba entry nih.

Aku dengan Dayang sangat lain kot.Dayang nih stok perempuan melayu terakhir,pemalu,lemah-lembut,sopan-santun gitu =) Fuyooo!!banyak gila aku puji ko Yang,balik Malaysia belanja makan ok.haha!

Aku pulak peramah tak ingat,sampai kadang-kadang keramahan itu memakan diri.(*~*) Walaubagaimanapun,ingin dinyatakan di sini My friendliness [adeke?] isn't an indicator for number of friends I have. Owh,sahabat-sahabat di facebook yang berjumlah 831 orang itu,sejujurnya 500-600 sahaja yang aku betul-betul kenal.Ahhh..sudah...perancangan awal tak nak jadikan facebook macam friendster yang berapa banyak manusia aku tak kenal.Zaman muda-muda,seronok sangat mencari kenalan.HAHAHA!Tapi selalu sahaja ada friend request bersama message macam "kita pernah lawan bahas sama-sama 2004 masa HKSBP.Do approve" ataupun "awak budak TunSyed Band kan?"[phewiitt!!gila famous aku rupanya dulu=p].Makanya,approve sahajalah. Baik tak aku?

Sekejap,kita lari topik sekejap ye.Mereka yang dah mula jatuh hati dengan Dayang,sekejap je..Nanti habis post nih aku bubuhlah gambar dia satu lagi.hehe!Sabar ye.Tak boleh sabar?Ko ingat aku kisah??HAHAHAHHAA!

Aku memang peramah.Atau..

"bertih jagung" kata Ayah

"minah potpet"-Acu

"bubbly"-tupperware cinta hati.Ces,nak juga selit ayat skandal.Cop,korang tau kan tupperware tu sejenis bekas?

"ubi rebus"-kata Nyang Busuk[AL-FATIHAH].ok,ini takde kaitan.tapi arwah nyang describe kecomelan dan kecerahan kulit aku nih[ehem3] macam ubi rebus!apekah?

Pernah masa kursus Biro Tatanegara [Tolong lah,aku nak tulis BTN je,tapi takut ada yang tak faham],kitorang diberi satu tugasan.Selanjutnya,perlu mempersembahkannya secara lisan di hadapan ahli kumpulan.Sampai giliran aku,aku pun bercakaplah dalam masa 5 minit yang diperuntukkan tu.Bila dah selesai,ada sesi soal jawab.Tau tak apa soalan pertama fasilitator kat aku.."Awak pernah kira tak berapa perkataan awak cakap seminit?" HAHAHAHAHA!Ok,aku cakap laju..no wonder-lah boleh cakap banyak kan.But now I'm wondering,agak-agak selaju tendangan kencang Roberto Carlos tak?Atau smash kencang Koo Kien Keat.Laju dengan kencang mana lebih bagus huh?Weyyy!!!ape korang baca nih?Gene merepek aku tiba-tiba naik ke paras bahaya.Maaf ye sekalian pembaca!

Tapi......macam ayat tadi.Jap,aku copy paste balik ayat tadi.

My friendliness [adeke?] isn't an indicator for number of friends I have

Aku tak banyak kawan/rakan/sahabat.Maksud aku,kawan/rakan/sahabat dalam erti kata sebenar.Tak tahulah kawan dalam Kamus Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka Edisi 8 diertikan sebagai apa.Yang pastinya,kawan bukanlah orang yang macam di bawah ini..

1.Manusia-manusia yang senang-senang mengaku kawan dan senang-senang juga kutuk aku dekat Facebook.apekah????Tahu tak facebook wall-to-wall tuh boleh dibaca oleh kawan-kawan di dalam senarai kita,termasuk aku yang sikit punya jahil sebab membenarkan manusia-manusia seperti itu berada dalam senarai sahabat aku.

2.Bangsa iri hati yang tak selesa dengan kejayaan kawan-kawan dia lantas menyebarkan ftnah terlampau macam "ala...dia kan dah kena kick-off dari med school.result kantoi.dia saje je buat cerita dia kat India sekarang nih..mane de member2 soksek kita kat sana.Tak leyh r nak konfem dia betul ada kat India"-sekadar contoh,tiada kaitan dengan mereka yang dah mati ataupun yang belum lahir

3...... dan banyak lagi...tapi 2 perkara dia atas agak baru dan masih segar [macam salad nak bukak puasa nanti.nyum3]

Aku dan Dayang tak sama.Cuma kisah kami selalunya dan secara kebetulannya sama.Kalau tak serentak,Dayang dah pernah kena takpun aku dah pernah rasa dulu.Macam tu lah..Jadi,bila kami duduk dan mengutarakan permasalahan,semuanya jadi santai dan mudah.Ini semua kerja Allah.Dia hantarkan aku seorang teman[dan beberapa orang lagi],dan aku bersyukur. [Adoi,apasal jiwang sangat ni]

Dayang,semoga tahun yang baru ini lebih mendatangkan cabaran untuk mematangkan.Usah gusar jika ada masanya berlaku kesilapan,itu ingatan kita takkan bisa beroleh yang sempurna. Terus-terusan ada senyuman dan juga tangisan,kerana itulah kehidupan.Sentiasa memaafkan,kerana kita tahu,itu yang mendekatkan kita pada Tuhan =)

Ok,ini gambar Dayang yang dijanjikan...[Need to cut the -an or I'll sound like nenek kebayan.HAHAHA!]

Aku & Dayang,minum-minum air kopi yang dibuat oleh abang kacak di hadapan Pusat Beli-belah Matahari,Bandung,Indonesia-Julai2009[Eyh,ade muka aku lak sekali..Kena ar sidai muka aku jugak,ini blog aku kan?TEETTT]

abang kacak itu..awww~~~tengoklah rahang dia

*ketuk kepala*Ramadhan la woi!

Dan Dayang,sayang kamu.Terima kasih sebab menjadi sahabat yang sangat mengerti.

Dalam sungguh pengertian ayat itu.Kita sahaja yang tahu.ok,perlu berhenti di sini.Nanti kedengaran seperti lesbo partner,tak jadi pula En.X nak ngorat ko.Kecil sangtlah dunia ni!!! Selamat berjaya En.X,ko boleh mintak tolong aku bila-bila masa.HAHAHAH!

< 118 > Koku The Bulu

GROWING UP IS THE LESSON EVERYONE HAS TO TAKE

This is my new buddy. His (?) name is Koku The Bulu.Koku is actually a short name for my favourite food-KOtiowKUngfu.We met during my 20th birthday.My friends gave him to me and they wanted me to name him as The Bulu.So,to be fair,I put his name as Koku The Bulu.He is so huggable and I slept with him every night.

Koku loves arts and music.He always listen to songs in my laptop without telling me. One day,I caught him red-handed.I was so angry because he didn't ask my permission to use my laptop.

So,I punished him.I didn't allow him to listen to music until he finished reading the book I gave to him.He didn't want to read that book at first but I explained to him that I was doing this for his own good. I promised him,once he finishes reading the book,I'll find him a friend of different sex. LOL!

Koku was so excited since he was left alone when I went to class.He wants a friend so badly.He started spelling every words day and night.After 2 weeks,he read 100 pages already.

One evening,he told me that he got problem with his eyes.He couldn't see far objects clearly.So,I took him to an eye doctor[HAHAHAHAHA]After checking him,the doctor said so many things to me but I didn't understand.I only understand few words like blurry vision,long-sightedness and spectacles.The doctor asked me to buy him a pair of spectacles.Without wasting time,I took him to spectacles shop.We tried on a number of spectacles.

But Koku was more interested in buying sunglasses.

I epxlained to him that people only wear sunglasses during hot sunny days to protect their eyes from sunlight.Since he spend his days staying at home only,there is no use of buying the sunglasses.He then said to me "I'm a teddy bear,not a 'people' ". (-_-")I didn't know what to reply

Finally,to persuade him,I told him,one day,if we are about to travel somewhere,I will buy him one.Koku was so happy.He has been thinking of travelling all around the world since he was a kid. What I just promised him is like a dream comes true.

Every morning,when he wakes up,he will sit on the bed and started imagining himself being in different places in the world.He's so eager to get there.

That's the story about my best buddy.I can't imagine my life without him since he helps me a lot.He's the one who helps me to choose clothes for the day

and play with me during our past time

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!Flying kisses to Koku The Bulu.That's the end of my story.

WAAAAAH!!!!Welcome back to Standard 6 Faridahanum (-_-") Yups,at that age,words like dishes,optometrist,hypermetropia and outfit didn't sound familiar to me.And if there's any grammatical errors,let me remind you,this is written by 11 year old girl..HAHAHA! What a lame excuse =p

The idea of writing about Koku The Bulu suddenly popped into my mind when I woke up one morning just to realize this....

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Darn,I seriously don't do him justice...Can't you see him terkelepek like that???ROFL!!I was laughing non-stop..Like seriously???This pose was so dramatically tragic..I might have dreamt about some karate classes that I ended up streetfight him like that.HAHAHAHHA!

< 117 > 2000 rupees

MALANG ITU TIDAK BERBAU

Ada masanya aku meluat gila dengan budak-budak kecil depan Bharath Mall yang suka tarik-tarik baju mintak duit.Kadang-kadang aku kesian.Hulurlah serupees dua.Hina sangat ke kerja mereka tu? [Kalau itu boleh dibilang sebagai kerja la]Korang rasa?

Macam mana pula dengan malaun-malaun yang curi duit orang???Jangan fikir dua kali. SUMPAH DIORANG NIH HINA,BANGSA TIADA HATI PERUT,MEMANG TERLAKNAT lah...Aku stress!! Aku hilang duit dekat OPD hari ni.Duit yang sangatlah penting untuk aku survive sampai habis Ramadhan nih. [Duit rakyat,kata Ayah.]

Berapalah sangat yang hilang sampai aku nak histeria tahap moksya ni?Mesti masing-masing sedang monolog "2000rupees r tuh,kalo tak watpe letak tajuk camtuh" Ye,tepat,1rupees untuk anda.[tuntut bila aku balik M'sia nanti ye.kidding!]Sebenarnya,jumlah tu mungkin tak berapa nak besar kot.Jujur aku cakaplah,kalau nak bandingkan dengan 700USD=RM2500=32,000rps sebulan yang aku dapat.Tapi masalahnya sekarang,bukannya aku ada 32,000rps pun untuk bulan ni.Elaun JPA yang masuk 3 bulan sekali nih,kalau tak pandai bajet,memang sakit.Last sekali masuk masa aku kat Malaysia hari itu dan aku telahpun melaburkan wang-wang tersebut untuk beberapa perkara.Kiranya,aku balik ke India dengan wang yang cukup-cukup untuk aku survive sampai hujung Oktober [sepatutnyalah]

Pelaburan masa kini...

Pelaburan masa hadapan...

Pelaburan masa "lagi satu"...

Peruntukan dalam akaun "kecemasan dan lain-lain hal" pun sudah kering gara-gara tindakan berani menjelajah Hyderabad baru-baru ini.Bajet kelengkapan rumah pula setelah ditolak tambah dibahagi darab,menjadi nilai terkumpul 10,000rps lebih dari bajet asal.Lari banyak owh!!!

Cop,jangan salahkan aku yang suka shopping tak ingat.Kalau tak kenal aku baiklah diam.Sebab seboros manapun aku di mata korang [dan juga Mama],aku tetap pekakkan telinga bila orang cakap aku boros..Ces,apa aku cakap nih?maaf,stress mode has been activated!!

Aku rasalah dari kecil aku bukan jenis yang mintak itu mintak ini OK,ayat tadi kena potong sebab aku tak ingatpun masa kecil aku macam mana.Ayah cakap sama je macam Ipah.Maknanya,suka mintak itu mintak inilah..HEHE!Sori Genit,Kak

Anum always loves you=) Tapi, setakat mana yang aku ingat,disebabkan sejak zaman belum bergelar anak dara (-_-"),aku dah duduk asrama,aku jadi lagi selesa kalau dapat benda dengan cara sendiri.Kalau aku aim satu barang,aku sanggup cut belanja makan minggu tu.Masa kat sekolah dulu,kira takkan miss makan kat dewan makanlah kiranya.Tiadalah muka aku kat kantin waktu rehat,ataupun berbaris lepas prep malam beli Burger Abang Halim ataupun Nasi Ayam Merah Tok Wan ataupun Nasi Lemak Pak Ya.Masuk zaman kolej,selalunya bila tarikan barangan itu dah tak boleh ditolak-tolak lagik,memang aku akan come out dengan resipi bukan2 la..Macam kentang rebus lenyek2 pastuh makan dengan serunding. Takpun rebus sahaja bendi ratah dengan sambal belacan.WAAAAHHH!*droolings*

Akan tetapi,cara yang paling efektif tanpa aku sedari sebenarnya ialah anda kena tunjukkan minat mendalam terhadap sesuatu entiti itu dan akhirnya anda akan dapatlah entiti tersebut sebagai hadiah hari jadi daripada cinta hati anda.Itupun kalau cinta hati anda itu seorang yang prihatin macam cinta hati saya..err,maksud saya,bekas cinta hati saya..... ok,lupakan gundah gulana,muka riang gumbira semula.HEHEHE!

Puaslah aku memaki hamun dalam hati [dah kurang pahala puasa],bila dapat cakap dengan Mama&Ayah tadi barulah rasa lega.Mama dengan ugutan lembut dia berjaya buatkan sedu sedan aku terjemti serta-merta.

"Anum janganlah nangis macam nih...Mama susah hatilah"

Mengugut tu Ma..Akan tetapi,sila angkat tangan sikit siapa yang suka bikin mak dia susah hati,mari aku kasi potong itu tangan!ngeheehehehe!

Ayah pula tenang seperti kebiasaannya.Walaupun aku tahu dia takkan marah punyalah,aku tetap merangka segala hujah nak bela diri macam..

Kawan Anum pun tinggal kat situ jugak wallet dia,tak kena curi pun!

Beg Anum paling lawa la tu..orang tu tengok beg tu macam mahal je,mesti banyak duit dalam tuh...

HAHAAHAHAHA![sambil mula mencongak-congak dalam minda.Ok,harga beg tu dua kali ganda duit yang hilang.Juga mencongak-congak,sejak bila Ayah aku beroleh criminal's mind nih?].Tapi Ayah,kalau dah bukan harta kita..letak tengah jalan pun,mana boleh ambil.

Kamu kena fikir macam ni.Diorang tu terdesak

Anum pun tengah terdesak ni.Anum dah jimat duit elok-elok nak makan.Bukannya banyak duit sangat sekarang ni.

Kamu ada Mama & Ayah lagi.Janji kamu cakap dengan Mama & Ayah.InsyaAllah..takde masalah..

Mana boleh Yah..tak sukalah macam ni

Sudah la tu sayang..Bulan-bulan puasa nih,Anum niat sedekah je,lagi besar pahalanya sayang.Dugaan je semua ni.OK?Tak usah la nak marah2 sedih2 ni.Berapa kali Ayah cakap kan,duit tu semua boleh cari..

Haish..dah start panggil sayang yang aku cair nih...Jadinya,aku pun ikutlah cakap Ayah tu.Ces,macam tu je ending cerita nih.Sebenarnya,kalu ikutkan kepala otak senget aku nih,nak je aku tulis surat kiriman tak rasmi kat sini[dengan harapan si pencuri itu membaca blog ni dan juga memahami bahasa ini,which is agak impossible lah kan] Apelah ko Anum,baru je tadi jadi anak yang taat,nak ikhlas je sedekahkan duit tu,sekarang apa kes?

Bukanlah...aku nak suruh pencuri tu pergi buat CT Scan ke,Barium swallow ke.Kasihanlah..Aku rasa dia tidak memiliki hati dan perut..Atau mungkin dua-dua organnya had undergone degenerative changes???Anyone????TEETTTTTT!

inilah gambaran stomach @ perut selepas barium swallow